Dirty Muskie

Verb. A sexual act of great difficulty and high prestige. It occurs where a man has his buddy hide in the bedroom closet with a camera. The man then proceeds to engage in sexual relations with a prize female. While the man is fingering the girl, said buddy jumps out of the closet at a strategically pre-determined time. The man, while keeping his fingers inside the female's vagina, hooks the female in the cheek with his other hand and lifts her up in the air. He then proceeds to cheese for the camera, proudly displaying his prize female.

Man: Yo, check out this picture of a dirty muskie I caught at said bar the other night.

Friend: Wow, she's a beauty.

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big musky

The name for a really big penis.

Courtney: Do you have a big musky?
Stuart: Yes

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Musky Lemsip

Female ejaculation with a slightly offensive odour.

Guy 1: So you went down on Candy last night huh?
Guy 2: Yeaaaah buddy! It was all good until I took a mouthful of musky lemsip - tasted like shit but it really helped my cold.

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musky lama

A vagina that is unshaven and unwashed

Stay away from that chick she has a musky lama!

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Musky Pug

The pug faced look your girl has after she comes up for air after eating your ass and well....things aren’t as tidy and clean down there as she might have hoped before embarking upon her venture.

Rachel had the musky pug last night. I hadn’t showered for over a week.

Musky Walrus

When a man sticks his entire ballsack and penis into another man or woman's butthole was invented by two kids from Nashua,NH during a fight when one fell on top of the other.

Connor "Dude my balls are so sore and covered in poop!"
Adam "Why?"
Connor "I gave Jacob the Musky Walrus last night!"

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Muddy Muskie

When you have anal sex, and take out your penis, with shit on your dick, flop your dick around like a muskie out of water, and shit goes all over the girl.

Man, I sure gave that drunk chick one hell of a muddy muskie last night.

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