I Found My B

A phrase used when someone makes you mad, you respond by saying "I found my 'B'".

This means you are so angry that you would like to make them eat someone's ass hole. At the same time, someone else eats the person who made you mad's ass hole.

Man Evan still owes me money, it looks like I found my B.

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b my v

Shortened form of 'bang my vagina'. The female version of s my d, or suck my dick.

Guy: S MY D!
Girl: B MY V!

Guy #2: Well you can just go suck a dick.
Girl #2: Only if you'll b my v.

Megan: You know what I really want to do?
Stephanie: B my V?

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B my T's

Brush my teeth.

May also be used as: "B your T's," meaning "Brush your teeth."

(1) "I need to go B my T's after eating that pickle & onion sandwich."

(2) "Damn, son, go B your T's. Your breath smells like shit."

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B my L on someone's T's

A quote in the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall which means, Blow my Load on someone's Titties.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.

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B my L on her T's

blow your load on her tits

dang id B my L on her T's!

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B my L on someones T's

"blowing" your "load" on someones,preferably a womans, "tits"

coined in the movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

guy 1: hey lets go bar hopping tonight
guy 2: yea i need to B my L on someones T's.

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Can i B my L on your Ts?

It stands for Can I Bust my Load on your Tits.
It was said by actor Jason Segel in the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

I asked her " Can i B my L on your Ts?" she wanted me to put my P in her V instead

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