Rural Dictionary

Poop in my butt

Usually said in a low whisper wile on the phone to annoy one's friends, often said repeatdly.and causes one's friend to hang up after annoyance.sometimes used for pranks.

(ring,ring)
Cody-Hello?
August-poop in my butt
Cody- omfg im gonna hang up
August-poop in my butt
Cody-that's it im telling jesus.
(hangs up)

by August Big Penis June 30, 2009

35👍 17👎

pee in my butt

Screamed in satisfaction to beneath all those unworthy.

Richard: I'm winning....
Waverly: I'm catching up...
Gabe: And I steal the win, PEE IN MY BUTT

by Blaqcolossus September 23, 2020

10👍 2👎

suck my butt

a person that tellz another person 2 kiss their ass

hey u, no not u, u , suck my butt

by antwone August 20, 2004

53👍 48👎

A phrase used

a) when a situation is so uncomfortable, you'd feel almost less awkward if someone was sucking your butt. Granted, the butt would be the least favorable of places on a human body, any body actually, to suckle.

b) to express extreme distaste or misfortune in a situation.

c) to get people's attention. (With such a profound remark, your hopes, desires, questions and concerns will all be met by this simple phrase.)

I just made out with my cousin and I don't live in West Virginia! Sucks my butt!

Sucks my butt! I couldn't find the light switch in your bathroom and I really had to take a dump...where's your broom?

Frank: SUCKS MY BUTT! I can't find the chips!

Hot Chick: BBQ?

Hot Chick 2: Cheddar?

Hot Chick 3: Salt & Vinegar?

by reelnice June 16, 2011

4👍 4👎

wrinkle on my butt

When one says that something is a new wrinkle on their butts or asses, it typically means that they have seen or heard some kind of bullshit that doesn't make sense, or is bizarre. The saying is based on the saying that when one learns something new, the brain gets a new wrinkle. However, in such cases, something is so out there that the new wrinkle appears on the ass.

I was watching The Golden Girls. When Rose Nylund talked about the old lady with no smile muscles standing on her head and waving, to make her frown and smile, that was a new wrinkle on my butt. I'm sure the other ladies on the show had new wrinkles on their asses as well.

by mama'sfamilynut1983 October 7, 2013

3👍 2👎