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It was the funniest video in vine so the kid say that when they do that to the dad on playground
An example:
Dad: there is Uranus right there you see it you see it
Kid: dad where is my anus
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Person 1: Hey! Can you lend me a helping hand?
Person 2: My anus is wide open for you..
Person 2: (making it much worse) Please come in, and take a seat.
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Used when someone is surprised or angry
1.) Gas prices went down 50 cents? Well, tickle my anus and call me Samantha!
2.) THAT BITCH SHARKEESHA TRIED TO STEAL MY MAN?! TICKLE MY ANUS AND CALL ME SAMANTHA, CUZ IMMA KILL A BITCH!
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what someone says if they were smuggling chicken nuggets.
TSA: why do you have 67 chicken nuggets in your asshole
brian: i have chicken nuggs in my anus lol
a substitute for "lmao" which stands for Laughing my ass off, for when your mom is looking over your shoulder while your texting your friends
Omg lisa... you're so funny, oh sh!t my mom's looking over my shoulder, laughing my anus off
A phrase used when dreading an uncomfortable situation.
Jane: Hey Dave what's got you all balled up?
Dave: My wifes' parents are stay over all week, I gotta prepare my anus.
To have a painfully large poo.
Wendy, I just gave birth from my anus!