My asshole is green

You ass hole is blue

Ah shit My asshole is green

again can’t sit for a week

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Balls in my asshole

When u sit on a testical and it goes slightly up ur butt hole

Balls in my asshole

That just happened to me last night

Ouch

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Penis in my asshole

A reply to basically any circumstance that life has dealt you. Usage is normally followed by others near you repeating variations on the original statement. Also best used around homophobes.

"I just lost the game, penis in my asshole." says Guy 1
"No, penis in MY asshole" says Guy 2
"You're all wrong, penis in MY asshole." says Guy 3

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nuke my asshole

plural of nuke my asshole

aww man, please nuke my asshole

Tits are in my asshole

When your lady friend forces you to do something you don't want to do

Boys I want to go camping but tits are in my asshole

sucking my asshole

making something sound better than it actually is (similar to gaslighting or cherry picking)

tyler: dude stop sucking my asshole

french my asshole

french my asshole means for a guy to dart his tongue in & out of another dude's asshole.

Matt said, "french my asshole", so I did - and I made him cum!

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