Those are my mother's books!

As seen in the movie Casino:

1. A poorly-crafted attempt to divert suspicion, despite obvious guilt.

2. Attempting to flee a bad situation with an ill-conceived method of escape.

"Little Craps figures--very nice, thank you very much, Mr. Piscano..."
"Those are my mother's books!"

Word 2 My Mother

This word is basically saying on my mother. but i’m NYC lingo

“Word 2 my motha stop playing with me” “yo word 2 my mother you a bum”

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Saying Goodnight to my mother

Masturbating. Jacking off. Choking the chicken.

Guy #1: "Dude, where were you?"
Guy #2: "Sorry, I was saying goodnight to my mother"
Guy #1: "Ohhhhhh...I gotchu ;)"

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word(s) to my mother

(informal) (v) to "swear on your mother's life" -- stating something that is true because if it was false, then you'd be offering up your own mother for death

A: Honestly, I didn't break that window!
B: I don't believe you!
A: Bro, word(s) to my mother!

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thats how i met my mother

the act of meeting your own mother, usually an act of great accomplishment. in american,mansfield, ohio it is an act of sexual please,

wwell thats how i met my mother

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my mother told me one day i will buy

viking song or when you forgor what your mother told you you will buy

P1: hey man, who told you youll buy?
P2: my mother told me one day i will buy

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I swear on my mother in law (Nishba leha be hamoti.)

Nishba leha be hamoti. I swear on my mother in law- means don't take my promisses too seriously...
Sometimes if not strong enough use "Ba yakar li, be hamoti..."

I'm willing to go serve the army in "miluim" any time... they just have to ask. Ba yakar li, be hamoti.

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