oh my penis

It is the same as "Oh my god!". Except it is less offensive to religious people. And it sounds better!

"Oh my Penis, we had an orgy last night?"

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buttle my penis

A reference to Family Guy season 10 episode 1 where the Griffins win the lottery and Peter gets his own penis butler. AKA the act of servicing one's penis the way a butler would.

"Alright, buttle my penis. BUTTLE IT!"

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My penis hurts

what you say when your penis hurts

ow, my penis hurts

Touch my penis

Go on, touch it. It won't bite.

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suck my penis

When your penis is erect, and you wish for your penis to be sucked. Therefore, you say Suck My Penis!

Can you suck my penis please?

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slapping my penis

Getting your manhood insulted.

Boy: (Showing off his new bike)
(Friends crowd him thinking he's so cool with his new bike)
Mom:(Puts helmet on her son) Don't forget your helmet.
Boy: *embarrassed) Mom, don't be slapping my penis!

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My Penis Itches

If you searched this up your gay as hell.

My penis itches so I must be gay.