guu on my shoes

Could be used in any situation that turns out to be exciting, surprising, and random.

Crystal: "We are going on a shopping spree"
Lizbeth: "guu on my shoes!!!"

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change my shoes

This is a euphemism for the act of a bowel movement, i.e. taking a crap.

Before we go to diner, I need to change my shoes.

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Kiss my shoe

A fraise that maybe used when a group of people jump you, but only used if you don’t fight back. If you don’t fight back and you end up kissing their shoes then you are seen as their bitch.

Person 1: Yo! I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING SHIT?!
Person 2: I’m sorry man I don’t wanna fight you
Person 1: THEN KISS MY SHOE OR I KILL YOU!

Person 2: *kisses shoe*

Person 1: YOUR MY BITCH NOW

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Strings for my shoes

Shoelaces

I gotta get me some strings for my shoes

sprinkle my shoes

British term for men who are urinating. But when you're peeing it's bouncing off the urinal and glancing off your feet hence the term....

After having a few beers I've got to sprinkle my shoes

changing my shoes

Taking A SHIT

Hey Jeff some guy said he Saw you watching me.... Um changing my shoes. 0-o

tieing my shoe

A hint one gives to a crush for them to make a move.

Procedure: Girl pretends her shoe is untied. She leads boy into a dark place where she can tie her shoe. She bends over and ties it slowly. She looks up at him and pouts her lips and waits for him to take the hint.

Sometimes some boys don't take the hint. They are losers.

Jessica - "I was tieing my shoe, can't you take a hint?"

Brian - "When normal people tie their shoes it means their shoes are loose, not that they want to makeout hardcore."

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