The Mythical Griffon refers to the sexual act where a male pulls out of the female right before ejaculation (typically in the missionary, cowgirl, and other related positions where the participants are facing each other) and cums into one's hand and simply, openhandedly, slaps the female across the face, or bitch slaps her, unexpectedly thus splattering the semen all over the female's face hopefully to get it in the eyes, mouth, ears, nose and hair.
Can also be accomplished using the "Cymbal" effect: a two handed Mythical Griffon via Doggie Style by clapping one's hands on the face of the female unexpectedly after having came in both hands and rubbed together as if playing the Cymbals. Sometimes referred to as the Cymballic Mythical Griffon.
"She had taken Excedrin and wine together by accident and I was boning her blacked-out ass in standing missionary and then I pulled out and fucking Mythical Griffoned the shit out of her!"
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Mythical Mew is a owner for the discord server Kritter Krew, he has admitted several times how much he loves Kritter. All of Kritter's fans are waiting for them to get married UwU
"Kritter x Mythical Mew"
-baconbits55, Skillz, and LexieTheMudkip
The wheel Rhett and Link spin at the end of every Good Mythical Morning that has random mini improve skit
Link: Thanks for liking commenting and subscribing
Rhett: You know what time it is
Video clip: Hi I'm _____ from______ and it's time to wheel of mythicality
Link:*spins wheel*
Rhett: *Reads the wheel* Link is Rhett's guitar
Mythic bitch has a term popularised by the 2010s musical heathers which was based on the 1980s movie heathers to describe the popular girl in this case heather
Veronica:That’s Heather Chandler she’s a mythic bitch
When trying to pleasure a woman and having absolutely no success at it. You use all positions, tools, and tricks, and still she is nowhere even close to climax. She has what is known as the Mythical Clitoris. Give up, you are not going to find it.
Sam: Are you going to kick it with Staci tonight?
Mike: Hell no. I gave her my best for four hours last night and she didn't even flinch. Skank has a Mythical Clitoris.
Sam: I found it.
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Mythical summer is a time when every project or problem is set to be done or fixed
Employee: when are we going to fix that
Boss: oh sometime this summer
Employee: ok mythical summer
the #1 gaming clan of all time and did i mention it is super ehppick and really really cool and we win okay bye
Joe: "are u iron 1"
The Pope: "yes"
Joe: "no way!!! u must be in The Mythic Army!!!!"