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Naive

Americans are naive.

The Naive American citizen voted for George W. Bush.

by Leon Li October 22, 2007

154πŸ‘ 283πŸ‘Ž


Naive

An incredibly dangerous thing to be

Iam "Hmmm....... What do you think?"

Hym "It's a trap. They're going to throw you in a cage. Add another layer to the prison we're already in."

Iam "Hmmm........"

Hym "What is there to think about? We need to prepare to defend ourselves."

Iam "..........."

Hym "They want you to be a dismembered, castrated, mute. A house plant they water with their own piss. Quit being naive. They're no different than their dreaded antifa. They will create a situation where the only way to stop them is to become what they accuse you of being."

Iam "They aren't all that bad...."

Hym "They are all that bad. They may have sparks of 'goodness' in them but they are (in equal portions) tainted by malevolence. If their God monster came to earth in human form they would rend it's flesh asunder and nail it to a tree. They admitted it themselves."

Iam "....................."

Hym "They are an eminent threat and always will be. 'Not me! I'm the good one'. They have have already decided who goes to heaven and who to hell in their own minds. Their God beast's judgement has been rendered obsolete by their own. And that's why they are here. They are either part of the cage or they are in the cage with you. And their sin is Pride. They who preempt God's judgement."

Iam "................."

by Hym Iam April 9, 2022

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naive

being very childest and an asshole

a tom youre being very naive right now

by Kushton Slayter August 3, 2010

80πŸ‘ 189πŸ‘Ž


naive

A stupid living thing.

Germaine is a naive goth.

by Sibbie December 25, 2003

49πŸ‘ 302πŸ‘Ž


Cute and Naive

Cute and Naive is used when you find someone that's typically good looking, yet also a bit crazy in humor. Quirky!

Cute and Naive is most commonly used on Ginger males. Specifically ones that tend to post funny things online, such as having a crazy face while eating a haggis burger. If you get referred to as Cute and Naive, take it as a compliment!

When its describing something instead of someone, it means the thing of discussion is rather fun, but quirky.

-Hey man, did you see what Matt Hargreaves posted? It was really Cute and Naive!

-Yes, I saw it! He was Cute and Naive!

by cuteburgerman April 4, 2023


Naive Scrotum

what your brother calls you when you fucked up badly

No! We're not going, you naive scrotum!

by garrett's dumb face April 20, 2017


naive idiot

A person who is extremely clueless about the real world and has very few functioning brain cells. This can be due their also idiotic naive parents (it’s hereditary). Most commonly aged 11-45. This person seriously has no idea how stupid they are. It’s almost impossible to not laugh at how dumb this person truly is. There catchphrases can include β€œhuh” and β€œwhat?”.

Mr Blank: Make sure you bring in a piece of paper for the testing tomorrow.

Naive idiot: Huh? What do you mean we were supposed to bring in a paper?

by gutted that bitch June 6, 2022

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