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derived from the word blumpkin. The act of receiving head while taking a nap.
"After she gave me blumpkin I became tired and took a nap. While I was dozing off, she began performing felatio again. She loves giving napkin.
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extra flap of skin on the Labia Majora, that somewhat resembles roast beef
That bitch last night has NAPKINS, i can't fuck with it. I straight kicked her out.
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To wipe away your ass because you don’t have toilet paper
“Hey, mom! I’m taking a shit and don’t have toilet paper! What do I do!”
“Wipe your ass with a napkin!”
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An epileptic midget
Never let a "Napkin" operate heavy machinery.
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An object received from a machine in the female's restroom. This object costs approximately one quarter, and is the entire basis for the German monetary system according to Olli...
Olli went to get a Coke from the machine and it cost him two Napkins!
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The really old lunch lady who gives out the napkins in lunch, everyday.
usually, she lifts up your milk and puts the napkins underneath, or she'll just put it on your tray someplace else. She also gets mad if you call her napkins. And she only gives you 2-3 napkins, which obviously isn't enough to soak up the grease on the pizza. She is just cheap with napkins and doesn't like to waste them I guess.
-Napkins puts napkins under my milk-
Me: so taylor did you get your napkins?
Taylor: hahahaha
-next day-
Me: OMG did you see Napkins today??!
Taylor: yessss! :D
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