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Real name: Natalie Hershlag Use of Stagename: good call. A Semite Goddess, whom I'd gladly give up my heterosexuality for!
Natalie Portman is a present-day Audrey Hepburn.
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The verb 'Natalie Portmaning' refers to 'having rough anal sex'.
I am a big fan of scuba diving, playing the banjo and Natalie Portmaning.
I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.
My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.
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The verb 'Natalie Portmaning' refers to 'having rough anal sex'.
I am a big fan of scuba diving, playing the banjo and Natalie Portmaning.
I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.
My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.
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Natalie Portman: Simply gorgeous!
"Will you sleep with me Natalie?"
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I couldn't believe how Nat could have straight A's in Harvard despite her tight schedule.
Them Jews. I wish I could be a Jew.
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A really hot and intelligent Jew. A rarity these days.
Natalie Portman makes me want to convert to Judaism.
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1. Russian for "genius yet beautiful vegetarian"
2. an actress who borrowed her stage's last name from her grandmother
Nat, can I borrow your brain?
I know that you've graduated from harvard (summer'03); nowadays you're working on SW III; so can I have your brain for my next semester?
You are so damn smart, so you might not need half of your brain as an actress....
Please....
I want to know what it feels like having straight A's in college (so I could transfer to a better university or somethin', you know...).
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