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The opposite of social distancing.
In a pandemic when people ignore the advice of social distancing and instead engage in antisocial nearing activities like shaking hands, hugging, and spending time in large crowds.
That coughing, sniffling, lunatic went in for a full-on antisocial nearing hug when the CDC says we should be practicing social distancing.
The President of the United States for weeks encouraged antisocial-nearing, telling everyone not to worry because the pandemic was under control and might just disappear.
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A phrase commonly used by citizens of Oviedo, FL to explain to another about where they reside.
Jeff: Oh you live in Florida, what part?
George: Oviedo.
Jeff: Never heard of it.
George: It's near Orlando
Jeff: Oh okay, I know where that is.
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A girl with a very streched out vagina that sucks everything into it with great velocity
"Like throwin a hotdog down a hallway. NEAR FOOM!!
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Beer with less than 0.5% alcohol content, therefore making it "non-alcoholic."
Everyone was planning to get hammered at the party, but were disappointed when all they got was near beer.
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I was pert' near the gas station when I pert' near hit an old lady walking across the street.
Her nipples were so long, I pert' near got my eye poked out.
Her: How close are you to cumming?
Me: Pert' near!
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