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A word used to describe somebody who is retarded, or somebody whom has no penis
Brandon: Ohh that Adam kid is such a Nek
Rupert: I know! He's a total retard
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a person who does stupid shit and gets away with it, tans everyday for an hour, gets a lot of likes on a photo on facebook because that person is half naked, calls their twin sister ugly, has anger issues, adds random people on facebook, smokes weed, gets drunk, annoying obnoxious voice, and is going no where in life.
person 1: did you see caylie last night?
person 2: yeah what a nekked bewbs.
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The period of time it takes for one to entre a corner store or "dairy" and to come out again to find there scooter has being damaged.
I left my scooter out side of the dairy "nek minnit" I returned to find it damaged.
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This line is used for the exaggerated description of a dramatic turn of events in a moment of ones life.
"Nek minute" is often used in a way that leaves the end of the story open, meaning the listener is left to only presume what had happened, though it's not always used like this.
Also the person enlightening you with their wonderful story can replicate what happened themselves.
Can be also pronounced/spelled as "nek minnit", "neg minute"
"She said she was on the pill.. nek minute"
"He said he loved me.. nek minute"
"I told her it tastes like candyfloss.. nek minute"
"She disagreed with her husband.. nek minute"
"Doesn't matter if you're black or white.. nek minnit"
"I ate Mexican this morning.. nek minute I was shitting piss"
"I watched Seizure Robots.. nek minute" *reinacts seizure*
"I started watching a movie with Tom Cruise in it.. nek minute" *reinacts shooting self in the FACE*
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'Next minute' said with an accent. Used to express a sudden dramatic turn of events.
Left my scooter outside the dairy. Nek Minute... *destroyed scooter lying on the ground*
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Used at the end of a sentence instead of "Next Minute", then refers to something that has happened (usually pictorial).
I left my skateboard outside the store. Nek Minnit... (picture of broken skateboard)
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A person who knows nothing about what they claim to know everything about. A woman's throat. An idiot.
He's such a dick nek he has no clue what he's doing. Damn I was with this chic last night and she has great dick nek. You're such a dick nek. Dick nek