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Also known as the adult bookstore, located in Central New New York in the year 3010.
Sal: I’m going to back the adults bookstore.
Fry: Adult bookstore? I thought this was the public library.
Bender: No, pubic library!
Me: It’s the New New York Pubic Library!
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when older/ lamer people on either the west coast or in mountain time celebrate the New Year with New York at 9:00 or 10:00 respectfully
my parents are lame, they made us celebrate the New York New Year then went to bed at 9:15
I phrase said by people who don't realize that change happens when you make or someone else makes it happen, not when time passes.
Person: Oh wow! 2017, new year new me!
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Something that hoes says every single New Year, only for them to continue being the same bitches they were the year before.
Hoochie: New Year New Me :)!
Me: Bitch, you're still going to be the same cocksucking hoe you were, shut the fuck up.
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in the new year, you guys can start over
“new year new us”
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Small city where noone indicates while driving. Full of teens who do laps around the 3 blocks that is town, 2-something men who like 14-yo girls.
High crime rate due to many thickos who breed when they should really hide in a corner and hope noone ever sees their uggo face.
"New Plymouth, New Zealand is a small town in Taranaki"
"I live in NP, Taradise, NEW ZEALAND!"
"I have screwed most of the guys in New Plymouth, New Zealand"
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Is a common saying and is a popular hashtag on twitter
sky news is lie news is a popular hashtag. #SkyNewsIsLieNews!