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a toothbrush wit 2 blades at the end usually founded in jail. When somebody gets slashed across the face and when the doctor tries to stitch up one of the cuts the other opens up wider.
That nigga pablo got a new yorker across his face
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The process of becoming a New Yorker.
if you haven't started already, your New Yorkerization requires a disciplined daily reading of the new york times and the new yorker magazine.
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You grew up with “it’s 10pm, do you know where your children are?” . Going to school even in blizzards because we are tough and can handle a little snow. You enjoy cups of cawfee sittin on your stoop.
Angela, oh my gawd! Yo son, it’s mad brick out hea got places to go cuz I’m a New Yorker
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The act of crafting elegant prose with one's penis on a Zoom call.
Jeffrey Toobin worked diligently at The New Yorker to the surprise of all his peers online.
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(prop n.) 1. A resident of New York. 2. Someone who can speak Profanese. 3. A damned ornery person. 4. Someone who can't pronounce the name of their own state.
"Hey, where are you from?" "I'm from New Yawk." "Where?" "FOGEDDABODDIT!"
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Someone who is from New York City or Long Island.
Yes, Upstate New York is part of the state and technically they are New Yorkers, but when someone says "I'm a New Yorker." people generally think NYC or LI.
Guy 1: I'm a New Yorker.
Guy 2: Oh, you're from the city?
Guy 1: No, I'm from Syracuse.
Guy 2: ...You're not a New Yorker.
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Anyone from, or anyone who lives within the state of New York. This includes both upstate and downstate New York. Texans come from Texas; Californians come from California & New Yorkers come from New York.
Person One: You know Steve?
Person Two: Yeah, he just moved here from Rochester, NY.
Person One: Oh, I didn't realize he's a New Yorker.
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