newp down

when a man or woman endulging themselves to some newport pleasure, so enthralled with the delicious taste of the deadly chemicals, proceeds to drop their newport cigarette, prompting the other to scream at the top of their lungs, upon impact of the newport and ground, NEWP DOWN!!!!!

guy: madam, your hands look brittle

woman: its because ive been smoking newports since i was 11

*woman proceeds to drop her newport*

woman: .....goddamnit, i have dropped another newport

guy: *jumping up and down and pointing at the fallen newp* NEWP DOWNNNNN HAHA I KNEW ITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Shwoop A Newp

To Shwoop a Newp is to ask for a cigarette, no more or less.

Though originally intended to be used only when asking for a Newport, any cigarette will do.

The term originates in South Jersey, and is used quite frequently in the Atlantic City area.

Person 1: Hey, gotta cigarette?

Person 2: Yeah, I just bought a pack of Newports.

Person 1: Lemme Shwoop A Newp?

Person 2: Sure, here ya go.

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Newp

What you say if your a straight male and you see a homosexual or when a gay guy hits on you.

What you say if your a straight male and you see a homosexual or when a gay guy hits on you.

Femboy: "Soooo... I'm going to the pride festival and........ Do you wanna come with me??? Don't mind me... Had to get it out there...."
Ashen: "Neeeeewwwp."

EG2:

Frost: "It appears a gaylord attired in "emo" drag is approaching us... I indubitably believed he was a female, prior to his approach. Let's depart before he sees us."

Ashen: "Let us.... Dammit, he's here."

Femboy: "Heeey, can you cuties tell me where to-"

Ashen + Frost: "Newp. Goodbye."

*Both take off before their gaydars kill themselves.