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When an older man is having sex with a younger man doggystyle and the older mans elongated ball sack(due to gravity) slams into the younger mans ballsack in front of him causing pain and resembling the action of the balls on a Newtons Cradle which is found on many desks. Newtons 4th law of motion.
I was having sex with my boss at the office so I could get Friday off. He was giving it to me hard when all of the sudden he got into a funky rythmn and his saggy balls " Newtoned" me.
The bestest friend you could ever have that will always have your back. The best person you’ll ever meet in your lifetime.
“Who’s that over there?”
“Oh that’s newton, he’s my best friend.”
“Oh he looks really cool.”
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the world capital of disgustingly loaded, snobby, materialistic, juicy/abercrombie clad cloned teenage princesses who must hold a hair straightener at all times. known for its competitive, hyperactive, stepford-esque parents, and precious, self satisfied air. if one moves there they are likely to be newtonized.
don't go to newton. if you long for a place where the skies are always sunny, the air is crisp, and burritos fall from the skies, consider brookline, potheads and indie kids galore!
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The guy who invented gravity so that we dont need to tie ourselves to the bed each night.
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The first popular PDA from Apple Computer. Early versions of the newton were slow and had poor handwriting recognition, but later revisions were very useful devices.
Newton was for a while a catch-all term to describe any PDA, in the same way as palmpilot and the british use of Hoover to describe any vacuum cleaner.
"I can't use my Newton with my new mactop so I had to buy a Palm"
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place i live. also known as jewton, it is steriotypically populated by cheap jews. the mayor is corrupt and he's been in office for 4 terms. it's way too liberal. but my backyard is cool so i'm not moving.
new-ton
new sounds like jew
add ton to jew and it rhymes with newton
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An awesome guy with a great personality, down to earth and always there for you. The "black sheep" of the group. Smart. Loves to work out, plan hikes, and loves Jesus.
"I need help!"
"Call Newton hes always there for you!"
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