"No F*in' Thanks"
A parody acronym of the Non-Fungible Token (NFT) (because it's worthless and you'd have to be insane to buy one)
Did you hear that people are selling Non-Fungible Tokens (NFT's) now. It's lunacy! You'd have to be nuts to buy one. NFT should stand for "No Frickin' Thanks"!
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NFTs (non-fungible tokens) are jpegs that you can buy online for real world money. Not only are they scams, but they destroy the environment. Every transaction made uses up 48.14 kilowatt hours of power.
NFT Bro: "Hey guys, I just got this ultra-rare shitting ape NFT for 20 ETH!"
NFT Hater: "Thats cool, but I got this one for free." (Screenshot of NFT worth thousands of dollars)
NFT Bro: "Dude, delete that screenshot!"
Do not buy NFTs.
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Used primarily on message boards after a catchy title which usually says all you really need to say, so in the text box you simply put nft, thereby implying you've got nothing further to say and it's great when your letting off steam.
MESSAGE BOARD TITLE: george bush is a cunt
MESSAGE TEXT: nft
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a butt ugly jpeg that destroys the environment
Dude, check out my newest nft
that is a butt ugly lion why did you pay 2 million dollars for it
A βNon-fungible tokenβ (non = not, fungible = interchangeable, token = voucher). NFTs are distinct, easily verifiable digital assets that can represent items from virtual real estate to cherished moments in NBA history.
In other words, owning an NFT is owning a piece of the internet. Some examples:
βNyan Cat,β the decade-old rainbow cat meme, sold for about $580,000 last week.
The value of my grumpy cat NFT is blowing up.
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Something only someone with brain damage would buy.
Dumbass: I bought an NFT for $90K!
Intellect: I don't think we should be friends anymore.
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