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Nicaraguan Stop Sign

Following the creation of a prolapse in a woman’s rectum. The male counterpart then inserts a yellow Xanax tablet (also known as a school bus) then slaps and pushes the prolapsed anus back inside of the woman’s rectal cavity.

Ex: Wow, I was unsure at first when Justin said the Nicaraguan stop sign required a prolapse, but the school bus helped with the recovery.

by President Daniel Ortega September 3, 2021


Nicaraguan Happy Meal

A bunch of bananas containing a very large and very angry spider.

Pedro just opened up a Nicaraguan happy meal and got his finger taken off by the toy surprise!

by Hydra Shaftoe February 26, 2010

12πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Nicaraguan dwarf surprise

A man stands and urinates. In a variant of a golden shower, a dwarf stand in between his legs and watches. During urination, the man farts right on the dwarf's head - shocking and surprising the watcher.

I was at Panera, eating lunch with my family. I went to the bathroom and my pesky 3 year-old son tagged along, stood in between my legs, and watched me pee into the urinal. Seizing the opportunity, I completed a Nicaraguan Dwarf Surprise by farting on his head. We both laughed.

by cracky jacky August 11, 2009

7πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Nicaraguan Tranny Surprise

A woman stands over her subject, as part of a golden shower. The subject is expecting to be peed on. When the woman starts to urinate, her male partner approaches from behind and sticks his penis in her urinary steam from behind. The woman's urine then appears to be coming from a tranny penis. The male partner then starts urinating, doubling the urine stream.

Ron paid $100 for a golden shower from Hazel. He got more than he bargained for when Hazel's husband, Joey, joined her in giving Ron a Nicaraguan Tranny Surprise.

by cracky jacky from Forest August 3, 2009

4πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


nicaraguan palm tree

youre having sex with a girl from behind and have her shit on you while youre still inside her, as you continue to to have sex her with the shit will spread out in a fanned palm tree shape. then pull out. it will look like a nicaraguan palm tree.

dude last night this girl gave me a nicaraguan palm tree! it was great!

by J.E.B. March 22, 2010

2πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Goofy ahh Nicaraguan guy

a person who is goofy and from Nicaragua

he was such a Goofy ahh Nicaraguan guy

by WordDefiner911 November 20, 2022

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Nicaraguan Felch Monkey

A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.

Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?

Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey

by landon haas May 22, 2024