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Basically my nigga shawn pull up with them avocados fam, cut that thing in half and took out that finna big seed and then put each side of the avocado on his nutsack
Me: shawn why tf you wearing fucking avocados instead of underwear again
Shawn: *does a handstand* Guacomole Nigga penis
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Beef Nigga Penis is when your penis is bigger than a cow
Guy 1:Wow bro you got a Beef Nigga Penis
Guy 2: Yeah I know
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A thicc nigga who masturbates as he eats doritos nacho cheese with fresh soft guac from the local grocery store.
you want to go perform some Guacamole Nigga Penis, and "watch" the Bachelor?
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When a man's penis has the texture of Guacamole when wet.
Girl 1: Girl, I can't fuck him. I sucked his dick and he had that Guacamole Nigga Penis.
Girl 2: Eww!!! That's disgusting, period!
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skai jackson's trigger words (in that order)
anyone: guacamole nigga penis
skai jackson: BOTH ARE UPCOMING FRESHMEN AT ____ _____ HIGH SCHOOL IN ________, _______. THEY ARE BOTH VERY RACIST AND SAY THE N WORD CONSTANTLY!
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Basically a holy term used by every saint in every believe, every cult or religion.
A term used for someone who downs a glizzy in less than 5 seconds.
If you are refered to as a Guacamole Nigga Penis, you are holy.
-Dude, jared is such a guacamole nigga penis type of dude!
-NOOOO, you cant say that, that's too good of a name to be given to that tranny!
-My bad my nigga.
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Random words put together that sound funny. Ignore the other retarded definitions.
Someone: *says literally anything*
Funny random person: "Guacamole nigga penis"
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