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An acroynm for "News I'd Like To Fuck."
Coined on The Daily Show (5/16/07), this term refers to how the 24 hour news networks have hired some super-sexy anchors to do the reporting.
CNN has the wholesome girl-next-door NILFs
MSNBS has the dirty-over-thirty NILFs
FOX has the filthy NILFS who will "report anything." They are the Hustler of NILFS.
Dude, it's hard to watch CNN without rubbing one off. They only hire NILFs.
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Nun id like to fuck
usually referring to one of the sisters of perpetual indulgence
Sister Nova China is a NILF
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Nilf means Neighbour I want to fuck. People who use it probably have sexual orientation to their neighbour. But that neighbour is probably is male.
Omg here is the Nilf.
He is such a Nilf.
NILFs are the hot neighbors that we want to have sexual relationships. What makes NILFS different than MILFs is that they don't have to be mother.
My neighbor is gorgeous NILF.
There are lots of NILFs living in this neighborhood.
Catherine is total NILF.
People who are 'Not In the Labour Force'.
This is not to say that they are unemployed and looking for work, but are out of the labour pool altogether.
The share of NILFs as part of the population, especially among men, has been rising for decades.
Acronym for "Nintendo I'd Like (to) Fuck"
John Smith:
Yo' bitch that Gamecube lookin' fine I'd like to stick my pee pee in it's memory card slot
Joe Smitt:
I fully agree with your assessment. I am very aroused by the sight of this gaming system, and would go so far as to call it a NILF
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