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Basically, it's furniture that is used all the fucking while.
Wife: Hey honey shall we use the occasional furniture table tonight for dinner?
Husband: You mean that table we've used every night since we got it?
Jessica: I saw your husband Jaquan kissing on some chick last night.
Starkesha: Oh, there's about to be some furniture moving tonight.
Jessica: Just don't shoot the n*gga.
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For when you find stains on the bed/furniture after another couple sex in a hotel room.
Oh god Nancy, we purchased a suite in Miami, and when we walked in we found fluids on the furniture!
To insert wood into a female's "furniture."
Guy 1: Haha, you work at Randy's Furniture?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You don't get the joke?
Guy 2: Oh I do now, leldankmeme.
Another term for a man's beard
"Look at that guy's face furniture....I could totally sit on that!"
A term used for people who are online all the time even when they're not chatting. they're just part of the 'furniture'
Andy is online so much, she is just MSN furniture.
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Deliberate violence towards chairs, tables or other items of furniture during a theatrical production. The most common form of furniture abuse is knocking over chairs or throwing them across the stage. Frequently seen in operas, furniture abuse is usually perpetrated by characters as an expression of rage or great despair, although some cynics claim it merely shows a lack of imagination on the part of the director
"There was a lot of gratuitous furniture abuse in the recent Covent Garden Ring cycle"
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