P

The most feared letter that could be typed in a URL as the first letter by a parent or peer attempting to use your device to search something. Especially stressful if continued by the letters O and then R.

Dad: Now just hold on, Jimbo. Just lemme use your computer to check out portfolio.com

*types P in the URL*

Jimmy: Oh fuck...

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:P

:P is quite possibly one of the most clean and innocent emoticons to ever exist. You ideally would add this towards the end of your sentence to convey a sense of playfulness and lightheartedness, especially when the things you've said can come off as a bit inappropriate/insensitive if interpreted the wrong way.

NOTE: this text-based emoticon CANNOT be substituted for the emoji equivalent of a tongue sticking out (especially not the standalone tongue, dear god no).

TWO TEXTING SCENARIOS:

Guy classmate: Ugh I'm so thirsty :P

Girl classmate: Lol same, was too busy studying that I literally forgot to drink some water

Guy classmate: Ugh I'm so thirsty 🥵👅
Girl classmate: Ummm....
Guy classmate: Lol what? I mean I'm thirsty for water
Girl classmate: Ohh, I thought you meant something else lol

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P&P

Pulling out and Praying not to get pregnant.

P&P is a unreliable form of birth controle.

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'p

Child pornography.

Tranny: *posts shitlita*
Chud: DO NOT DOWNLOAD 'P IS EMBEDDED!!!

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P and P

Pumpkins and Penguins

Email sign off:

P and P
Hank

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;p;

A common typo of "lol", Mostly happens when you ain't lookin' at the keyboard.

LOL!!! YEAh

;p; BITCHES

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P&A

Abbreviation for passive aggressive. '&' is used to make the abbreviation sound natural when spoken but does not hold any true meaning. (pronounced PEE-EN-AY)

"Once there was this mean customer that came to my register, so I purposely charged all his items twice."

"OMG you are so like, P&A. You're going to get like, fired or something."

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