infinity plus one

The biggest number in existence. Used to settle arguments in a quick and decisive manner, without resorting to violence.

Girlfriend: "Fuck you!"

Boyfriend: "Fuck you times infinity!"

Girlfriend: "Fuck you times infinity plus one!!"

Boyfriend: "Fuck!"

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faith plus one

The greatest Christian rock band in the world.

Faith plus one is the greatest band in the world.

Hug Plus One

The concept of getting an erection during a hug. Creepy when one hugs a girl, gay when one hugs a guy, may on occasion (read: in pornography) have a happy ending.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Cut down on the PDA, man. I don't want your hug to become a hug plus one!

shift plus one

an alternative to literally pushing shift + 1 to produce an explanation mark. used to piss off noobs who cant talk internet slang.

ha ha. We pwned u noobs SHIFT PLUS ONE SHIFT PLUS ONE

Infinity plus one

Infinity plus one is an irrational number that only truly occurs when calculating extremely tiny differences.

The difference between 9.99999... recurring and 10 is:
1 multiplied by ten to the power of -(infinity plus one)
which means zero point an infinite number of zeroes followed by 1

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Eight Plus One

Euphemism for a 9mm pistol. Simple math problem. 8+1=9.

Hey, gangster, collect your eight plus one. We are going to roll up on these foolish individuals and proceed to bust caps into their asses.

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times infinity plus one

A word modifier to emphasize how immensely amazing something is to the point that it is too good to be true.

-Tom: That muffin was amazing!

-Dan: Yeah, it was amazing times infinity plus one

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