poo

the best word in the english language and should have it's own page in the dictionary.

me: poo

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pooed

Pooed -

Adjective

A person notably lacking in common sense or skills necessary for life.

An adjective used to describe (a) situations, (b) people or (c) objects which demonstrate complete and utter incompetence.

Pooed also can relate to bewildering stupidity

Chon: Hey KK did you see that guy drinking out of a boot
KK: Yeah Chon he looks Pooed

KK: Hey Chon my Iphone won't turn on

Chon: It's Pooed

poo

a very nice snack

this poo is good with salt

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POO-POO

your darling wife

my poo-poo is very nice!

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poo

Poo well, they're are many types of poo in this universe

There is

THE SWEETCORN - Poo that has leftover sweetcorn from last night's dinner

THE PELLETS - Little pellets of poo that comes out of your ass like a machine gun

THE FIREBALL - A big poo that really hurts and leaving your ass hot, usually happens after a curry

THE SLIPPY - A poo that swiftly moves out of your bottom that requires no wiping

THE WATERHOSE - When a massive monsoon of shit comes out of your bottom and requires hours of wiping

THE NEVERENDING STORY - An amazing acheivment is when a poo goes on and on and on.......

THE STEAMY HEAPY - Boy, That is basically ONE MASSIVE SHIT!!!!!!!

THE STICKY - When you have a poo stuck onto the hairs of your crack and requires hours of wiping (maybe a pair of scissors)

Donkeys do massive stickies and rabbits do a hell of a load of pellets

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poo poo

A word used by 9 year olds to signify fecal matter.

Timmy:"Mommy uncle chad took a poo poo in my food!"

Poo Poo

Hhahaa poo poo funny haha monkeys throw it

Monkey: bruh i just throwed some poo poo at a guy

monkey (other): dam thats sick as shit