Recipe for Bees

1. Kill a bull during the first thaw of winter.

2. Build a shed.

3. Place the dead bull on branches and herbs inside the shed.

4. Wait for summer. The decaying body of the bull will produce bees.

(Roman poet, around 20 A.D.)

A bee is not a truck, it is a series of tubes.

Recipe for Bees lolz.

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Whatcha Recipe

Literally "What's Your Recipe"

The underlying factors that result in a specific outcome.

Man, you get all the ladies. Whatcha Recipe?

Man, stop beating on me? Whatcha Recipe?

You let him treat you like a punk, whatcha recipe?

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a recipe for madness

2 (3 ounce) packages instant ramen noodles, flavor packet discarded 2 large eggs salt and ground black pepper to taste 3/4 pound lean ground beef 1 tablespoon soy sauce 1 teaspoon sesame oil 3 tablespoons vegetable oil, divided 3 slices American cheese 1/4 cup ketchup 2 tablespoons chile-garlic sauce (such as Sriracha) 1 1/2 cups arugula 3 large eggs

BOY WTF IS THIS? RAMEN AND A BURGER? BROKE ASS CANT AFFORD BREAD
THIS IS A RECIPE FOR MADNESS

recipe for brownies

This is a sign of fatherless people in a tik tok comment section

"Anyways, herea the recipe for brownies.."

"Stfu bob, and find out a recipe for bitches while you're at it"

sex recipe

Sex recipe

Warning: Raw brats like raw tacos are dangerous and can cause extreme mental health and physical disease cook well.

How to cook tacos
Step 1: fry the woman till “well done”
Step 2: assemble toppings or a plan ie. ride, apartment, drinks, etc.

Step 3: eat pussy out proceed to cook the brat.

Recipe for How to cook Brats

Step 1: use condom for raw brats
Step 2: insert brats into vagina

Step 3: fuck for 30mins-60mins until you get a “well done”.

“For confused brothers everywhere use the sex recipe”

riginal recipe

Word to describe someone of aboriginal descent.

That chick was one fine piece of riginal recipe

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recipe for fun

10-20 oz alcohol (type and quantity to preference)
1 American Apparel Summer shirt
1 Can of spray paint
1 Pair of scissors
Lots of electro

Preperation time: 2-6 hours

Find an old scrap of cardboard and put it inside the t-shirt to avoid cross-over. Go outside your apartment and spray something bad-assed on the front of your shirt. Go back inside and allow the paint to dry. Next, cut the sleeves off. Now that you're ready to party, listen to some dirty electro and get druuuuuunk.

For accurate examples of this recipe for fun, visit facebook group NO SRSLY

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