The Rules

• Never give us up
• Never let us down
• Never run around and desert us
• Never make us cry
• Never say goodbye
• Never tell a lie and hurt us

You know the rules and so do I, SAY GOODBYE

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rules

number one:no boomers
number two: no zoomers
number three: no weebs (under penalty of death im looking at you phil)
number four:no marvel stans
number five:stan loona
number six:no k-pop
number seven:no my little pony,friendship is fuck
number eight :no videos ive already seen before

number nine:staged videos are shit
number ten: ignore rule number five
number eleven:loud is sometimes funny

some random person:so what are the rules
cool person:number one:no boomers
number two: no zoomers
number three: no weebs (under penalty of death im looking at you phil)
number four:no marvel stans
number five:stan loona
number six:no k-pop
number seven:no my little pony,friendship is fuck
number eight :no videos ive already seen before

number nine:staged videos are shit
number ten: ignore rule number five
number eleven:loud is sometimes funny

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rules

A list of random crap that people who call themselves 'authorities' or 'authoritative' such as teachers, parents etc. These 'rules' just state things these 'authoraties' wish you would listen/do. But its a free country, so really, you could break every single 'rule' you want to. (except normally there's a punishment like...idk going to jail for...life)

Teacher: Now, Johhny, didn't you read my RULE BOOK?
Johnny: pshh no. thats just some random crap.
Teacher: JOHNYY! HOW DARE YOU! CRAP IS A BADDDD WORD! If you read the rules you would have known.
Johnny: Its the usa. CRAP CRAP CRAP %$&&*%$#
Teacher gasps: Go to the principles office. NOW!

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ruled

means the same thing as owned except this is a better word

Me: dude that motherfucker is sniping me.
Johnman: don't worry I just assassinated his ass.
Me: RULED.

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Rule -

Rule - States:

1. Any rule broken will lead to a cosmic meltdown

2. Rule - is undefined

3. Rule - is defined

4. Rule - is the lowest number possible behind -9001

5. Any rule under this number is invalid

6. All rules are valid except clones

Guy: Ha, there is no porn for this thing.

5 min later

Guy: Omg a black hole

- Everyone dies

Thats why you follow Rule -

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The Rules

1. You can't go against The Rules
2. You can't revoke someone else's Rule
3. The Rules rock.

Sophie: You can't go against the rules.
Chandler: Says who?
Sophie: The President
Chandler: Obama?!
Sophie: No, McCain
Chandler: oh.... you just totally fooled me with your witty sarcasm and amazingly good looks.

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RULE

The more often than none, self proclamation that you find yourself to be the best representative for the action at hand.

I Rule! (with reference to EVERYTHING)
-Jimmy

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