smokes

Slang for cigarettes, cigars, or pipes.

Go in there and buy me some smokes.

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smoke-_-

smoke-_- from the irc phrase meaning
"without penis" recently changed to
"shag sheep"

I saw a farmer smoke-_- one of his lambs, he loved it

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smoke

Military Slang (all 4)
1) To order a subordinate do excercises until completely exhausted, often as a punishment.
2) To be, or to have body parts, in a condition of extreme exhaustion or muscle failiure, as a result of exercise.
3) Artillery fire, mortar fire, or fire from close air support aircraft, especially from the point of view of the Forward Observer and acompanying Infantrymen.
4) To run away, hide, or conceal oneself, either as if using smoke grenades, or while actually using them.

1) Private Smith was late for formation, so he got smoked all afternoon.
2) My arms are smoked, time to stop the push-ups and move on to sit-ups.
3) After a few minutes of exchanging small arms fire with the hostiles, our forward observer brought smoke on 'em and it was over.
4) The Battallion Commander was looking for someone to clean his office, so they popped smoke (they left quickly).
4a) We were out in the open and taking fire, so we popped smoke and withdrew into the woods.

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smoke

1. n. any leafy organic substance that is ignited and inhaled for recreation
2. v. to defeat a competitor with full force or vigor, especially in motor sports or tennis
3. v. To play or perform energetically
4. v. To kill with a firearm or artillery

1. Let's step outside for a smoke.
2. Lindsay Davenport smoked Alina Jidkova in the first round.
3. The band was really smoking in the second set.
4. But they were enemy and we smoked them without hesitation.

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smoking

A disgusting habit that slowly kills you. An insane amount of teenagers now smoke. It is commonly believed that they smoke because they want to "be cool". This may be true for some, but the real reason is the enormous amounts of stress they face today. The only way that parents are going to get their kids to stop smoking is to chill the fuck out.

I used to smoke, but I quit because it is detrimental to my health, smells bad, and is just plain fucking stupid.

The only way to get kids to stop smoking is for parents to not put so much stress on their offspring.

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smoking

Could be one of the worst ways to die, if not the worst. Smoking slowly kills your brain cells, rots your teeth, toughens your skin, wrinkles your face, messes your hair, ruins your esophagus, and gives your only brother stomach cramps that he doesn't realize are probably from smoking. Smoking causes plenty of cancer in the lungs, lips, gums, tongue, and pretty much everywhere else. It is probably the most unhealthy (legal) habit ever, and causes the death of somebody every ten seconds. Seriously, don't do it.

Emphysema (A pathological condition of the lungs marked by an abnormal increase in the size of the air spaces, resulting in labored breathing and an increased susceptibility to infection. It can be caused by irreversible expansion of the alveoli or by the destruction of alveolar walls), one of many illnesses that can be caused by smoking, has killed millions of people. Please don't let it kill my brother.

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smoked

to kill someone using a gun(commonly pistol)

i smoked that muthafucka

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