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A fan-fucking-tastic human being. Not always the smartest, but hilarious. Doesn't give 2 flying fucks. Has beautiful eyes, a huge sense of humor, and isn't scared to be himself. Big troublemaker in school, teachers hate him (especially in ELA) and he hates teachers. He's the type of guy who can make a window funny. He's into skating and guitar, and does his homework at 9 P.M. Don't fuck with him or his family and friends, he'll beat the living shit outta you.
Someone: Who's the funniest or craziest kid you know?
Patrick's Friend: Patrick, for sure.
Patrick: *walks in retardedly* Sah dude
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A delusional pink man who hangs out on a sink when he thinks he is in the ocean
Guy 1: what did you do today?
Guy 2: rode my bike to the Bed Bath and Beyond and saw a weird guy, he was such a Patrick
Guy 1:ha ha ha
Guy 2: OMG THERE HE IS!
Patrick: WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO
He is a dream. No really he is !!! Everything about him is perfect his eyes, his nose, his hair just everything. He is a really nice, respectful and loving boy. When you look into his eyes you instantly fall in love with him. He cares a lot about the people he loves and he would do anything to make everyone happy. when you talk to a Patrick it alway is a lot of fun he can always make you lough no matter how sad you are. He gives you butterflies with his cute words. He is the one you never want to lose, the one you dream of every night, the one who you want to be with for the rest of your life , the one you want to marry one day and the one you want to be the father for your future kids. He is an amazing boy and cares more about you than anyone else. He only deserves the best so you better treat him as good as possible. When you are in a relationship with him then you won. You can tell him everything. He is the prince you dreamed of marrying as a kid. His eyes are blue like the ocean and his heart is bigger than the ocean. Just one look into his eyes and everything is ok, all the bad thoughts go away and then everything that is left is happiness and the love you feel for him. He makes every day so much better. He makes you feel like the most special person that exist. He is the person you will never regret meeting or being in love with. The love he gives you is unbelievable. No one can ever love you more than him. He ist the best person that exists on this planet.
Patrick is the most amazing guy I have ever met.
A Patrick has a great sence of humor and always has a strange desire to take of his pants while talking to girls. Patrick is also someone that has big man titties.
We need a Patrick to tell us a good joke
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