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Although this officially means paedophile, this word is often used to mean stupid.
'You thought that Hollywood was in Canada?! You fucking nonce!'
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A Nonce is another word for pedo in the UK. This word is usually used by chavs and old people.
"Jimmy Saville turned out to be a nonce"
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A paedophilic old man usually around the age of 60-70, who takes great pleasure in looking up little girl’s skirts and stroking their legs.
Can be seen outside Lidl and bribe kids into their white transit van by tempting small helpless children with non-existent sweets and puppies.
Did you hear about that nonce in a clown suit the other day who lured a small boy into the woods?!
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Derogatory term for a sex offender in prison. Now a general term for a prisoner on the vulnerable prisoner wing. Contrary to other definitions, the actual origins of Nonce are: Not Of Normal Criminal Element. This was because in times past, prisoners (whether sex offenders or not) were not "Normal" for whatever reason. Recently, the phrase has bastardised into just referring to sex offenders.
I see that pervert's on the nonce wing.
That nonce needs his bollocks chopping off
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British slang for "pedophile." A really disgraceful group of bastards native to playgrounds, schools, and vestries.
Nobody has less fun in prison than a nonce.
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Originally an acronym of 'Not of Normal Criminal Element' used to label english prisoners convicted of sex offences involving minors, the word nonce has evolved over the years to also be used as a derogatory slang term for calling someone an idiot or a penis. For example,
"I asked for a Guinness and this is a Stella you fucking Nonce"
It has also started to be used as a replacement for the word 'fucking' when haste is needed. For example in a sentence like, 'Come on we're late, stop noncing about you slag'.
The latest meaning is much more innocent, it is simply a replacement for 'having a little look' or a 'mooch' around.
"Fancy grabbing a coffee and having a little nonce round the shops?"
"Can't we meet a bit later I wanted to have a nonce round Woolworths first you cunt!"
"Oi oi fucktard! Wanna walk down Holloway and have a nonce at what's on at the cinema?"
"Have a nonce at this!"
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A person who is sexually attracted to children, a paedophile. These people will often try to engage in sexual activity with minors.
Justin: Yo, have you heard that Jack Lennon is trying to hit on Jess again?
Riley: Mate he is such a nonce
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