the Norns

the annoying dickhead bitches in god of war ragnarök that bully him and lied about heimdall raping arteus

the fucking annoying Norns

kratos himself:"I seek my son"

bitchwoman:"I seek my son"

what bitches the Norns are

norn circuit

the worst fucking mario kart track ever.

only picked to cause drunken fights between the boys a few hours into a session.
so named as norns are boobs and choosing this track makes your night go tits up.

Person 1: "no way this idiot just picked norn circuit....."
Person 2: "well that's my night ruined"

Norn

You were trying to type "porn" but you misspelled it. I mean how? "N" and "P" ARE NOT CLOSE TO EACH OTHER YOU IDIOT

No! Not Norn!! Porn!

Norn

Nerd Porn

Them: Bro, if you spent as much time watching norn as you do porn. You’d be the smartest dude ever.

You: What’s that?

Them: Where woman read books to educate, be sexy and get nude. Like college with porn. Nerds like it.