Random
Source Code
Random
Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.
"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."
213👍 27👎
The uppermost part of a sports arena. Used to exaggerate the altitude of the highest seats, i.e. high altitudes give you nosebleeds.
We ordered our tickets later than everyone else and were forced to sit in the nosebleed section high above the field.
445👍 64👎
When one cums in their partner's nose after sexual relations, especially blowjobs.
I knew sexy time was over when I gave her a frosty nosebleed. RIP in Pepperonis sex life :(
An anime nosebleed is when an anime character or someone in real life gets a nosebleed due to seeing something sexual. Whilst this doesn't happen as much in real life, it is possible, because seeing something can lead to a raise in blood pressure, which can cause a nosebleed.
Joey: Yo have you seen the trailer for season 5 of dat anime???
Matt: Yeah someone got an anime nosebleed in it lol.
19👍 7👎
Code name for a woman's period. It's like a regular nosebleed, but down under.
"What's wrong with Jenny?"
"She has an Australian Nosebleed."
The male equivalent of female menstruation. This term is used in the context of a male suffering from PMS-type symptoms (eg crabby, moody, aggressive).
Guy 1: What's wrong with you, man? Why are you so pissed off?
Guy 2: Sorry, I must be due for my monthly nosebleed.
26👍 6👎
When the man cums in the womens nose and it runs out the other nostril.
"When she said she wanted a nosejob I gave her a dutch nosebleed"
12👍 2👎