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Something that you like that you are embarrassed about
Listening to Dappy's music is my guilty pleasure
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Masturbating to someone or something that you know you shouldn't be.
Jon watched the 1968 Romeo and Juliet and couldn't help but have a guilty wank to Juliet.
A term meaning something like, I did it / I admit it / I did exactly what you (he, someone else) said I did.
-"were you in that gay porno movie?"
-"guilty as charged"
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When you're up so late (normally due to impending deadline) that the dawn chorus starts, reminding you of how tired you're going to be the next day and making you feel guilty for leaving the work until the last minute
Ahhh man, i had to stay up so late to finish this work that the guilty birds were out, then i felt bad!!
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Something that you shouldn't like, but like anyway.
A cigarette every now and then is a guilty pleasure for me.
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Something that someone likes, even if they're aware of its faults. In some cases, they may even have difficulty finding something positive to say about it.
Person A: Why exactly do you like some of the things you like? The appeal in some of them is lost on me.
Person B: Well, I... Huh. That's a really good question. I guess they're what I'd call guilty pleasures.
Person A: Fair enough.
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The guilty text is when a boy or a girl stares/flirts/fantasizes about the person/stranger near or next to them and feels guilty for not being loyal to their signficant other and immediately has to text them out of guilt. The text usually includes (but is not limited to) "I love you" or "I'm thinking about you".
In some instances of extreme guilt, the person texting will shout to the people in close proximity to them that they are messaging their significant other.
The guilty text is a coined term because every action has a reaction.
Example:
Two people sitting on the bus, a girl and a boy. The boy glances at the girl's low cut top and upon turning away slowly sits a few minutes in silence. After sitting in silence, and a few glance backs to the girl, he whips out his phone and starts to guilty text.
Boy mumbles to himself: I wonder what my GIRLFRIEND is up to.
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