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makes any statement, no matter how benign, friendly, or seemingly soft sound a bit more tougher.
It is very beautiful outside today, the sun is shinning, and the air feels so gentle on my skin, and shit.
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The formal and fancy way to say: feces, excrements, stool and etc.
Veterinarian: unfortunately, we found worms in your Dog’s shit.
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1) I dont like veggie burgers for shit.
2) She's a whore, she'll fuck anyone for shit.
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A cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.
Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.
(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?
Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.
Student 1: Damn..
(In a classroom)
Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!
Teacher: But u just went!
Student: But miss, i have the shittings..
Class erupts in laughter.
Teacher: Fine, go ahead..
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An alternative to using "it sucks", mostly because it shits to use it sucks, what's so bad about something sucking? The same thing shitting all over you living room floor might be much worse. Introduced to the masses by the band Bomb The Music Industry and their song "It shits!".
It shits to be stuck at work at least five days a week!
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the kind of word you search for in urbandictionary.com when boredom is attacking you, don't worry am a survivor (you: *gives thumbs up*)
"I'm bored....lets type random words on the search bar and see if ppl actually has written the deffiniton of it *types shit on search bar*"
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One of those miraculous phrases that makes the English language great. Depending on how it is said, can signify either genuine suprise or annoyance with the obvious.
First case: often said slowly, emphasizing each word and with "shit" often raised slightly. = "You don't say"
Second case: usually said quickly and without as much emphasis, for you really just want to get on with your life and not listen to this fucktard anymore
Yeah no shit tell me something I don't know.
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