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The small soft white clumps that sometimes appear in a man's sploog (semen)
Guy 1: I came on a t-shirt last night and the cum was filled with some sploog nougat
Guy 2: Huh, I've never had any sploog nougat
The soft, creamy center found in the core of most every person. This delectable nucleus is what controls our so called "wild side." Actions caused by the Ted Nougat include but are not limited to: Hunting with a crossbow, consuming raw flesh, making an utter jackass out of one's self, spinning power vomit, bloodlust, and an unquenchable thirst for beer. Especially reserved people may need to be egged on or inebriated to fully express their nougat.
Guy: Dude you punched my cat in the mouth while screaming "I'm going to power hump into outer space!" and stole all my beer last night
Jackass: Old Crow fuels my Ted Nougat, there's really nothing I can do about it.
Guy: Maybe not drink?
Jackass: The Noug would not be pleased
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When dried up particles of male ejaculatory matter ejaculate out of the vagina in an elegant, chunky, but almost French fashion.
"Ma cherie, qu'est-ce que c'est ce Queef Nougat sur ma face?" "C'est tres elegant, mon cherie"
someone who gets their car painted in a AMC parking lot. A person (Matt F) who is a compleat n00b.
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A dumb, dense guy or individual. A lame person.
John took me out to dinner, and forgot his wallet again. What a Nougat Bar!
A condom filled with excitement
I ordered a Snickers bar but got a trojan nougat instead.
A nougat interpretation of "N**ger, please." Can be used in place of the racial slur, specifically by mormons. It is also used on door signs when someone needs privacy.
Note: Acceptable for Mormons in the same way that "hecka" can replace "hella" (h-e-double hockey sticks)
Jon: Can I come in, or are you fucking Tammy right now?
Tim: Nougat, please!
CEO of M&M Mars: Do you want to try this new candy bar?
Obama: Nougat, please.
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