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According to "Animosity", the definition of the word "nub" is:
"nub = newb, newbie, noob
This word is not from dumbasses who can't spell, but its from a game called Ultima Online. A Guild of rollplayers called the Shadow Orcs developted an orcish language based off english, changing a few 1337 speak words as well. Hence, Nub=noob in Shadow Orc.
panze humie, nub
panzy human, what a newb"
However, he is incorrect. While the word "nub" did originate in Ultima Online, it was the Shadow*clan* Orcs who coined it, as part of their invented language, based on the Black Speech of J.R.R. Tolkien. It actually stands for the word "no", much like the word "yub" stands for "yes". See "www.shadowclan.org/siegeperilous" for more information on this subject.
"Lat go tu de clomp last muun?"
"Nub, me wer drinkun at de hut wid me tribe."
"Did you go to the fight last night?"
"No, I was drinking with my tribe."
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Someone who is a general dumbass, comes up with stupid ideas, causing you to groan in disbelief at his/her stupidity. This reaction is almost always followed by a back-handing type gesture, where the back of the right hand is forced into the palm of the other, making a loud slapping noise. (Referred to as a Nubslap).
The Nubslap is the only known way to keep a nub in line.
The advantages to using "nub" over "noob" or "newbie" is that it has a much quicker, harsher sound when spoken. You can also shout it without it sounding gay (NOOOOOOB sounds gay no matter what).
Nub: Hey mon, we should go to the dollar store and buy a bunch of Windex!
Person: What? Why?
(Nub maintains a shiteating grin while shrugging shoulders)
(Person performs a Nubslap)
Person: Fucking nub.
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One of the many variations to the word noob; a term commonly used to belittle anyone who is new, unfamiliar, or simply sucks dick at a particular video game.
Synonyms: newb, newbie, noob, n00b, n00blar...etc...etc...
Antonyms: elite, l33t, 1337...etc...etc...
nub: how to play?
1337: just aim and shoot.
nub: ...how to play?
1337: go read the manual or check out forums for l33t advice.
nub: manual? forum?
1337: OMG, ffs you idiot. Just press Alt + F4 than you dumbass nub.
(nub exits game)
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A sub-noob. Worse than a noob. More idiotic and stupider than a noob. Someone you want to stay away from at all costs.
lil_kittygirl84: OMFG I HAVE A QUESTION!!!
Me: yea? and can you not talk in all caps?
lil_kittygirl84: HOW CAN YOU GET MONEY???
Me: In rl? and can you not talk in caps? PLEASE?
lil_kittygirl84: I ACCIDENTILY PRESSED THE CAPS BUTTON.
Me: Then press it again -.-
lil_kittygirl84: HOW? W/E. YES, REAL LIFE.
Me: *cough* nub *cough*...Graduate from a good college and get a job.
lil_kitygirl84: HOW DO I GO TO KOLAGE?
At this point, the best thing to do now is walk away...
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A newbie, esp. one that is too stupid to be called a newb.
Note that nub is not pronnounced "newb" or "noob". "Nub" rhymes with "sub" and "tub".
New players who are ignorant are called newbs. Players who are not new but still ignorant are called nubs.
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