A Nut Gut is when an erect penis goes flaccid without releasing the goods which in return then makes the stomach/ gut painful.
Guy: Babe, don’t get me hard if you’re not about it
Girl: I’m sorry I just don’t feel like having sex right now
- Guy 10-20 minutes later with an upset stomach
Guy: Fuck Karen, I have a Nut Gut now. Thanks.
I had my fallopian tubes removed and now my gut nuts are floating around like satellites.
When someone gives a blowjob to completion and swallows after having put honey on the dick they were sucking.
Did you hear? Lisa woke up horny yesterday so George gave her some honey nut guts to start the day.