cock o’clock

Cock O’Clock is when you spin your cock around clockwise onto a girl’s/guy’s face

Omg girl, I knew it was cock o’clock when he started spinning his dick around !

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Wet O’Clock

The time a Romanian goes to sleep.

It is wet o’clock because our romanian friend hasnt gone to bed yet

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10 O’Clock

A 10 O’clock is a phrase used to let people
Know that you need to have a bowel
Movement. The reason is because you’re so regimented with your bowel routine that you feel the urge to deficate each day at 10:00 AM.

Nick left the meeting and whispered to me that he was going to take a 10 O’Clock. He thought he was being sly, but everyone who heard knew he was about to take a crap.

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Dead o’clock

When your ex’s bf dies

It’s almost dead o’clock!

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Five o’clock Vodka

Five O’clock Vodka is the cheapest fifth in almost any liquor store guaranteed. Mineral spirits disguised as a fifth. Upon drinking, the brave souls must sign a mental waiver guaranteeing explosive diarrhea in exchange for waking up in a dumpster with 2 Chinese hookers, an extreme headache, and 2 packs of pall mall ultra lights. It’s the gift that keeps giving until you find yourself in the throes of rejection forcing yourself to vomit over and over. But at 5.99 a fifth, I’ll take my chances. Buyer beware.

Dan purchased a fifth of five o’clock vodka, and woke up the next morning in a space station watching loony tunes reruns, tied to a stripper pole

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five o’clock shadow

The stubble a clean shaven man gets at the end of the day, normally at five o’clock in the evening.

#1: You look tired.
#2: Nah. This is just the five o’clock shadow.

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Booty call o’clock

Time period between 10pm to 2am when everyone says things on snap, dm’s, or text that they will regret in the morning.

Me-“ I can’t believe I sent that pic!”
Friend- “What time was it?”
Me- “I think around midnight.”
Friend- “oh, that’s booty call o’clock!”