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When you're getting head and blow your load and he/she keeps going but doesn't swallow. The jiz on your pelvis from this is known as oatmeal.
I'm cummed in her mouth and she kept going. After she stopped I looked down and there was jiz all over my pelvis. Oatmealing
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Person a: Not to get all political on you, but what the fuck is oatmeal?
Person b: It's a fucking lie that's what it is
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when you're making out with a really hot bitch and you puke in her mouth
Maaaan...I was so sick yesterday that when me and that bitch hooked up I oatmealed in her mouth, she totally wanted me though.
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Adjective: Boring as oatmeal, somthing that is dull or plain
English class was so oatmeal today!
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When somebody passes gas this word is exclaimed suddenly to let everybody know that you just "made oatmeal".
Oatmeal!,o come on Darryl not again!, Hey guys just wanted to let you know that I just made oatmeal. Call the Quakers because I just made a lot of oatmeal!
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1) Describes a person as being soft or mushy like oatmeal.
2) Describes a person who is being a slack or useless.
Billy: Hey Larry is John done getting ready yet?
Larry: Nah man he's doing the oatmeals.
John: Hey Larry is John coming out tonight?
Larry: Nah man he's being an oatmeal.
A stupid fucking meal that your mom (lol) thinks you want to eat even though it looks like fucking baby barf, and then she gets all pissy when you don't eat it and says you don't like her cooking even though all she did to make this fucking hellspawn of a dish is pour hot fucking water in oats and call it breakfast FUCK YOU MOM.
"Sweetheart come eat your Oatmeal!"
"NO FUCK YOU MOM IM NOT EATING THAT BABY SHIT"
"OH I SEE SO YOU DONT LIKE MY COOKING I SEE"
*cocks Knight MK-85*