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A proper response for pretty much anything, especially for situations where someone is being a bitch.
#1. Why are you drunk at noon. -Get off my dick #2. Why are you coming back at 9am? -Get off my dick #3. Thats an American flag, not a pirate flag. You can't steal it. -Get off my dick #4. Why would you throw a smoke bomb into your own room? -Get off my dick #5. Why would you break the fan? -Get off my dick #6. Why would you cover my entire microwave in duct tape? -Get off my dick #7. You fed my fish everclear? -Get off my dick #8. Stop pissing on the floor!!! -Get off my dick #9. Hows life? -Get off my dick #10. Can you say anything but "get off my dick"? -Get off my dick
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It means to stop sucking up to someone or to stop holding them to such a high esteem.
Immortal Technique is the best rapper ever!
Get off his dick
I think Obama is gonna be the best president ever!
Get off his dick
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When sumone jocks u so much (male or female) u just have to say, "Get Off My Dick!!!"
like get of my nut sack...
dont have an example, please feel free to write 1 in...
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On April 12th cut off a dick. Preferably that of a perv.
Creep’s friend: Oh man, you should stop creeping on that girl, it’s cut off a dick day tomorrow
Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small
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Phrase used to silence faggols when trying to belittle you in front of your friends or bitches.
Faggol: Hey Matt. Hey Amanda. Matt, you're back in town? Did you fail out of school again?
Matt: Get off my dick, you molten cumfart
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another way of saying none of your business, or get off my back
how about u make like a rabbit and jump off my dick
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When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.
They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.
... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...
"GET OFF MY DICK"
Shit homie, my girl won't leave me the F alone dawg... she just won't get off my dick.
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