OFS

On for some. When you're up for action with a member of the opposite sex, however unlikely, and probably don't even speak with them.

Helen is looking good today. I'm OFS.

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offing myself

it means killing myself but i’m a way that it won’t get you suspended on twitter.

Can’t believe i tweeted that… I’m offing myself.

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offing himself

Another way to say something is going to commit suicide/kill themselves.

Fred: 'Did you hear Bob is offing himself tonight?'
Peter: 'Yeah, dude. Sad.'

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Facebook Offed

Being the victim of facebook vandalism due to leaving your profile open and unattended while others are present. Usually limited to changing of one's status and almost universally used to imply homosexuality in the victim. Refers to the famous Nicholas Cage film Faceoff and hte college humor sketch Facebook Off.

"So chris, last night your status was "Chris loves to take it in the butt all the time from beautiful bronzed body builders. I love getting railed by dudes." What was up with that?"
"Oh, i left my profile up and i got Facebook Offed by my little brother."

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Offing myself

The only option for me....

GG mates

Me: Im offing myself
Other person: ok idk

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off/ offing

to kill yourself

suicide

All she could talk about was offing herself

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T-Offing

The act of when someone has done something that is either very numerous or

Very stupid often resulting in everyone in the room laughing at the person. You would normally use this phrase when you are out with a new group of friends , typically from Toronto who use a variety of slang that you have never heard before or can’t understand , so to make yourself not look like a wasteyute you make up a word in order to make them think you're “with them shits”. As a result you use the phrase “T-Offing”.

Ivan: yo fam I heard Gary flopped on linking the mandem over sum battry ting.
Gianluca: “YO SAY WORD THIS MANS T-OFFING “

Ivan: “Yo fam what the fuck are you saying that’s not a word retard”