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When someone asks you if you would pee on them.
A young lady is minding her own business waiting to cross the street. She is approached by an old man. Initially he is friendly but then asks the young lady if she would like to come back to his place and pee on his finger. After declining she later names this encounter a "Golden Offer."
An awesome power metal band from Finland formed by former Sonata Arctica members Jani Liimatainen on guitar, Mikko Harkin on keyboards, Stratovarius singer Timo Kotipelto, Norther and Wintersun bass player Jukka Koskinen and drummer Jani Hurula they currently only have one album out Some of their awesome songs being Thorn In My Side, Stolen Waters, Gather The Faithfull (which is also the album name) and My Queen Of Winter
Guy 1: I can't believe Jani had to leave Sonata Arctica he was a fucking amazing guitarist
Guy 2: Hey man check out Cain's Offering Jani started it after leaving Sonata and they ROCK
Guy 1: (Listens to the album) HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD GO JANI
Guy 2: Told you so
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Offering a person an item or a favor without the actual intention of following through.
Me: "Hey, you can have a french fry if you want."
Her: "Thanks for the fry offer. Sure, I'll take some."
Me: "Oh... really? Err... okay... I guess..."
The type of Liam who would offer.... Just kidding this guy is a hunk of sexiness that cannot be contained. He also gave a kick-ass speech that should've won him the election. He is "the big right" most of the time. He "touches" people all the time with a very thin shaft called a foil. An all around attractive male.
Dude, Liam is going to Offer...
LIAM OFFER????
To offer it up is to test fit something before permanently securing it in place.
A Mechanic was building a set of Exhaust Headers and he had to offer up to the Engine a couple of times to make it fit.
While cutting a Rafter for a Roof a Carpenter had to offer it up a few times to make it fit correctly.
One of the most hilarious and retarded spam e-mail companies to date. Their e-mails usually contain things such as enlarging your member, getting great mortgage rates, and losing weight.
From: Wow*offers
Subject: Gr0w yuOUR regionnn f i 11ve I ncheS l000nger!!
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The frantic mental bartering made by male unable to get hard-on at crucial time; made to the god of erections.
No matter how many Flaccid Offerings I promised, nothing was happening down there, so I just blamed her.