good old boy

A country boy, often confused with a redneck. Good old boys and rednecks both hate blacks, but good old boys will screw them anyway.

Your wife is safe with Harlan, he's a good old boy.

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Good Old Boy

A fella of the highest quality. A legend.

'Yeah, he's a good old boy.'

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good old boy

Prep school alumnus.

Lawrence's father is a real good old boy to the academy.

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good old boy

Country slang a person uses when he initially comes off as amiable, but then progresses to attempting rape. If someone ever tells you to be a good old boy, just run! Once you're a good old boy...you can't go back.

(A guy in a cowboy hat walks up to a farmer boy)

Cowboy: Hey Jack, be a good old boy and come over to this barn here.

(The boy walks over to the barn)

Cowboy: So how your folks been doing?

Boy: Real good. Pa's just working on a car.

Cowboy: That's good...that's good. Why don't you be a good old boy and unzip my fly right here?

Boy: What?

Cowboy: Oh nothing...why don't you just be a good old boy and give me a blowjob?

Boy: I think I'm going to go...

(Cowboy holds the boy down)

Cowboy: BE A GOOD OLD BOY! WHY AREN'T YOU BEING A GOOD OLD BOY?

(Starts violently punching and sodomising the rape victim)

Boy: What the hell! Get off of me!

(Cowboy starts putting on lipstick and crying)

Cowboy: Tell me I'm beautiful!

Boy: What?

Cowboy: TELL I'M BEAUTIFUL DAMN IT!

Boy: Okay, you're beautiful

Cowboy: Do I look like a starfish to you?

Boy: What?

Cowboy (while thrusting): Good ol' boy! good ol' boy! gotta be a good ol' boy!

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Buddy Old Boy

A Catchphrase made popular by "Trent Terry" and "Jiorden Mavric" on "Trent Terry and Friends"

Trent and Jiorden ( at the same time while shaking each others hands) - "Buddy Old Boy, Buddy Old Boy, Buddy Old, Buddy Old, Buddy Old Boy"

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good old boys club

A grouping of people in power that use that power for their own direct personal benefit, usually indirectly.

Whether its the government or business, there are many good old boys clubs in the world.

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12 year old boys

little shits that think "fucking ur mom" is funny. they like to shit on other peoples days just to get a laugh. they're complete shit heads.

12 yr. old boys: hey bitch i fucked ur mom last night loololololol!!!111111!!!!!
me: my mom has cancer
12 yr. old boys: cause i fucked her so hard last night lololololoolo!111!!!!!!
me: fucking arrogant 12 year old boys

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