Olney MD

Olney is a small town that is quite uneventful. Every resident knows this and spends what time they could be spending driving somewhere else complaining about how there is nothing to do. It is a town where everybody looks forward to the weekend buts never does anything once the weekend actually arrives. The secret is--most people love it anyways(with the exception if HS students that is). It's the quaint and simple town that forces the relaxation of boredom back into a small portion of this fastpase world

*anybody not from Olney MD* "hey where's there a Chipotle around here"
"Let me look it up. There's one in 'ale-knee?'"
"Where?"

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Olney highschool basketball team

Gayest highschool team in southern Illinois who can’t bag any bitches and have no rizz. They can’t make it past the first round of regionals

Olney highschool basketball team ain’t nothing without chase

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Olney

Olney aka "ahl-knee" is an "affluent" town in Montgomery County, MD, which is often compared to Bethesda and Potomac often, but supposed to be compared with southeast. Lame ass town which there's nothing to do but go to a sherweed game. Mcmansion central, due to it stereotypically having more mcmansions per capita. Houses 2 shitty ass schools, sherweed and good counsel. Everyone is either a dumb blonde or a "my dad is a lawyer" kid. Everyone's a snob, because they have a "mansion", and thing the world revolves around them, like odetari said. This is just a little bit about olney. I've more to say, but cant put here.

olney resident - My house is way bigger than yours, brokie.
silver spring resident - Stfu snob! You live in a fucking mcmansion.
olney resident - My dad is a lawyer and he'll sue your fucking pants!