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A free chatroom where people sit and talk about sex. Here's a real convo I had about 2 minutes before writing this:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii. 17/m/tx looking for really cute girls to skypee with ;)
You: mmmm
You: : )
You: I'm cute
You: : )
Stranger: lol you sure?
You: well i think!
You: blonde
You: 5'3'
Stranger: lol you got skype?
You: c cup
You: no zits
You: yup
Stranger: hmm. then what are we waiting forr?
You: i lied to you: I really a pedophile. I live in Colorado, i'm a 50 year old man, and i'm wanted in 5 states.
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: aren't we all...
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: first i gotta see your pics...
You: then learn your address
You: then kidnap you
You: rape you
You: then throw you onto the street
You: like a dog
You: then come back her
You: and start the process again
You: so... pics first?
Your Omegle conversational partner has disconnected.
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Omegle.com Talk to strangers!
Stranger: i hate life
You: life just giving you lemons, eh?
Stranger: Def.
You: hm. :( mebbe i could cheer you up.
Stranger: how?
You: amazingly hilarious site esp for ppl whose life has been giving them s**t.
Stranger: really? what is it?
You: lemonparty.com
Stranger: oh, i will most def check it out
You: ENJOY!
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
your conversational partner has disconnected.
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a website where you chat with complete strangers; its pretty much where I chat up brazilian chicks and bother everyone else; some people try to be funny but they say jokes I've already heard
Hi you're on Omegle!!
Stranger: HEY
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: I am 21.
You: Girl from Taiwan
Stranger: O cool. what do you do in Taiwan?
You: I eat panda.
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a site where strangers can chat to each other, no strings attached... (50% of users are paedophiles).
This example actually happened to me..
Omegle.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey :)
Stranger: asl?
You: 15/f/england
Stranger: 16 m ireland
Stranger: im horny
Stranger: u?
You: hmm. have you tried imagining your grandma naked?
Stranger: no
You: well try it, and stop perving on 15 year old girls.
You: go drink some guiness.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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verb: the act of starting a conversation on omegle chat site.
Jim: Dude why weren't you on xbox last night?
Will: Sorry bro, i was omegling with this chick from malaysia
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Omegle is the 9th wonder of the world, you can be anybody you want to be, some of the most gullible, horny, non-english speaking people lurk the site, wanting a cyber fuck buddy, friend or translator.
You: Be my friend!
Stranger: ASL?
You: Please be my friend?
Stranger: I'm just lurkin' to be able to snap one off
Stranger: Que?
You: What!?
Strange: Mejor mi amigo Stranger?
You: What the fuck!?
Omegle
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A website where 40 year old men chat to other 40 year old men pretending to be 18 year old girls anonymously.
Standard chat on Omegle:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Im a girl into bdsm looking for someone to be my master I will be your slave…willing to cyber although I have no cam
You: that's sick
You: go away
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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