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tokyo chick puts scrambled eggs in a turky baster and squirts them up her ass, then shits em out on the japan steak house table and cooks em up for you.
yum lets get a tokyo omlette oh yeah
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mixing eggs inside another persons mouth with your cock. male or female.
it was a bad idea adding salt to my cock omlette
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A Sexual act where your roomate gives you a good morning after a night of gay sex by deficating on your chest
Behnam gave Euan a Persian omlette
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The act of placing your nutsac on the back tire of a bicycle, then having someone mount the bicycle, and begin to ride it, skipping and smacking your balls around.
"Dude, why are you limping?"
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."
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When a woman is giving oral sex to a man, as he reaches climax he slams her head onto his penis forcing her to gag and vomit all over his crotch.
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a phrase where you dont know the answer to a question asked so you just say omlette du flomage
"hey whats your next lesson"
Reply: omlette du flomage
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