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blob

A fat drunk obnoxious disgusting mooch who will eat anything as long as it's free.

Hey look dude, "Blob" just ate a bunch of frozen hotdogs, moldy bread and then puked on your new chair.

by Crapcake August 30, 2006

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Blobbed

To be extremely drunk, heavily intoxicated, hammered, shitfaced, blitzed, inebriated, wasted, smashed, blasted, etc.

Jamal: hey, what are you doing tonight?
Ray: I'm going to the bar & getting completely blobbed.
Jamal: awesome, can I get blobbed with you?

by Fard23 February 15, 2013

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


blob

an X-Men villain...a gigantic moving fat guy with strange hair.

Nothing moves the blob!

by Nothing Moves the Blob January 18, 2005

49๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


blob

a common name for a condom

jonny : yeah I did bang her
Steve : did you use a blob?

by mr X March 27, 2005

29๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


blob

verb. To cry, especially to cry uncontrollably.

When I heard that Robin Williams killed himself, I just started blobbing all over the place.

by orphantasy November 7, 2014

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


blob

something that looks like a dot but is made up of words and instructions that never stop

a circle thats colored in with words which looks like a blob

by poop shoot sally March 2, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blob

What you feel you are when comparing yourself to an extremely attractive person, and deciding that you are the most unattractive person on earth in comparison.

Alyssa: Did you see that picture of Liam Payne's girlfriend? I'm such a blob compared to her.
Emma: No you're not! I am definitely the blob here compared to both you and her.
Alyssa: Lets just have a blob night.

by Cosette2009 May 4, 2012

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