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Job

A now extinct form of making other people wealthy. b. Industrial Revolution d. 2008.

Times have changed and now entire countries are being bankrupted for this purpose.

Have you got a job yet?

*sounds of scorn, mockery and derision*

by HR_Advisory January 3, 2012

85๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


job

A futile effort for financial independence, social acceptance and personal happiness.

My job allows me to pay endless bills, envy my friends and witness my family fall apart

by boule de feu November 24, 2004

1196๐Ÿ‘ 282๐Ÿ‘Ž


job

a thing that takes up much of our lives and sends a message to everyone that life sucks.

1.) My job sucks.
2.) I hate my job, however i need the money, so i guess ill go for the rest of my life.

by Ben H. July 12, 2003

528๐Ÿ‘ 128๐Ÿ‘Ž


job

Just Over Broke

by Jackass Of Boss June 14, 2003

968๐Ÿ‘ 247๐Ÿ‘Ž


job

A means by which you have to do a series of repetitive, menial, and sometimes dangerous tasks just to earn an amount of money that is not even enough to pay for rent and bills. 15-30 percent of the money is "collected" by the government, depending on the state, corporation, and country where the work is done. Usually the work is accompanied by a self-centered, non-reasoning, short-term-profit oriented dogfucker called a boss who gets sadistical pleasure from yelling at and even firing the subordinates.
Although it is stated that college students get better paying jobs, that is usually by pure luck, regardless of the number of "connections"

Most college students, however, end up finding jobs at pizza parlors, janitorial services, garbage-collections, burger/taco/deli restaurants, produce-picking at farms, and baggers/stockers at supermarkets.

by AYB October 18, 2003

575๐Ÿ‘ 149๐Ÿ‘Ž


job

A place that I bust my ass to get to, then all day I put up with a bunch of gossiping no-lives who have nothing better to do with their time, and then i come home feeling dirty, tired, and sorry that i don't have an endless supply of money that comes from a void in space.

"My job sucks the BIG one!"

by megm July 21, 2008

339๐Ÿ‘ 93๐Ÿ‘Ž


-job

suffix, giving a noun an extra syllable or a potential nickname

tall-job, frick-job, creep-job

Here comes the creep-job. Finally came out of his dorm.

by Mike Monsport September 30, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž