Scales

A term used by secretly gay athletes to express love and affection for eachother. They often use the term negatively to throw off others who do not know of their homosexuality

"Chris, you are so scales." This could mean "Chris, I am very attracted to you."

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on scale

When you get the correct amount of grams of pot for the money you paying.

Damn if this ounce isnt on scale, I wont buy from this lady again.

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Scaled

Getting the shit kicked out of you

"That kid just got scaled bruh!"

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Scales

A word used to make fun of someone who picks their face and leaves scabs. Usually heroin addicts. Or any drug addict.

Lmao look at scales over there !

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citrus scale

One of the ways to rate fanfictions. The citrus scale goes: orange, lime, lemon, and grapefruit. Though some people add other fruit in, it is mainly just those four.
Orange: Sort of the equivalent of PG-13. Doesn't really get beyond kissing
Lime: less explicit than a lemon, but still has sexual content. Characters do not have sex in a lime, but it is pretty close.
Lemon: Probably the one you will hear of the most. The characters in a lemon have s-e-x
Grapefruit: This one has two definitions. One is a really weird lemon or lime. The other is non-consensual sex. The second definition can be written as g-rape-fruit sometimes.

Pie1: hey, what is that story pie3 is writing on the citrus scale?
Pie2: errr...lime
Pie1: WHY NO LEMON
Pie2: you're weird....

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Fujisaki Scale

The Fujisaki Scale is a scale for measuring the intensity of Tornados based upon the damage an egg would inflict on construction materials.

Dale. This tornado's already at level two on the Fujisaki scale. A storm that strong can send an egg through a barn door. Two if one of them is open.

Bobby. What does a level three do, Mr. Gribble?

Dale: A level three can send an egg through a brick wall. Tornado chasers call it Humpty's Revenge

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PBDAF scale

A ranking system used to analyze the douchiness of a person. PBDAF stands for:

P: Prick (lowest level)
B: Bastard
D: Douchebag
A: Asshole
F: Fucker (highest level)

Reading a bunch of Twitter posts from pretentious, entitled, clueless college students earns them the grade A in the PBDAF scale